To begin with.... The Truth About Snow White.
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Once Upon a Time there was a fair and beauteous land, ruled over by a fair and beauteous Wicked Queen. Nobody loved this damsel so well as she loved herself, and her only companion was her Magic Mirror.
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It happened one day that the Wicked Queen had a new hat. It was a remarkable piece: as black as ebony and as shadowy as the night, its unique style was perfectly suited to the display of her particular personal qualities.
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Thus arrayed, she presented herself before the Mirror and tapped lightly on the glass. The polished surface blurred, and a moment later a man appeared, half-shaven and holding a razor in one hand.
'Sorry madam,' said the Mirror, hastily dropping the razor. 'Caught me a bit early this morning.'
'How are you, Mirror?' said the Wicked Queen, with her best smile.
'Oh, quite well, madam, quite well indeed,' he said, scrubbing the foam from his face with a square of towel. 'And your wicked self?'
'Well, Mirror, I've a new hat. What is your opinion?' She posed as she'd seen all the best models do, with her head slightly tilted and her plump red lips pursed in a pout.
'You look perfectly delicious, madam, as always. Were I not a mere humble Mirror...' He left the sentence unfinished as he dragged a shirt over his tousled head.
'And who is the fairest of them all?' It was her favourite question, and she asked it at least twice a day.
'I'm afraid Snow White is the fairest of them all, madam,' said the Mirror apologetically.
'M-my stepdaughter? Since when?'
'Since nine o'clock last night, madam, when the surveys came in. Saw them myself. Snow White's taken the lead by a 15% margin.'
Enraged, the Wicked Queen smashed her faithful Mirror. The broken pieces fell unheeded on the floor, and it was seven years before anybody could put them back together again.
The Wicked Queen was downcast for some days, and allowed nobody to enter her high tower room. At last she took from around her neck her prized necklace, from which hung a glittering jewelled apple.
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She wrapped it carefully in a beautiful box and addressed it to her sweet stepdaughter, Snow White. Inside she placed a note:
Dearest,
How is it that you have not been to see me in so long? In token of my love for you, find enclosed a gift. I know how much you have always loved apples.
Love,
W. Q.
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Snow White lived in the woods, in a little cabin that she shared with her seven diminutive male friends. Her days were spent wandering the woodlands, collecting plump red berries and befriending the roaming animals of the wilds.
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When the apple arrived, she and her seven friends were just sitting down to a meagre breakfast. It was winter and the woods were bare of food. The eyes of her seven friends lit up at the sight of the glorious apple, and before she could stop them they were passing it around among themselves, biting it to pieces.
She was dismayed at the fate of her glorious gift, until she observed that each friend stiffened and fell off his stool, lying on the rough wooden floor as if dead.
Snow White's eyes narrowed. She read the note again, and then, collecting her cloak, she left the cabin and walked quickly into the woods.
In a treehouse deep in the forest there lived a witch with whom Snow White was on very good terms. She knocked perfunctorily on the round wooden door, and stepped inside.
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The Witch looked up from her knitting, fixing Snow White with a beady green eye. 'Well, dearie, what's it to be? I'm fresh out of laudanum if that's what you're wanting.'
Snow White slipped an arm affectionately around the craggy old woman's shoulders, explaining her plan in an undertone. The Witch cackled appreciatively and immediately spread out her tools.
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Snow White waited for some hours, and at last the Witch's preparations were complete. She handed to Snow White two new apples: one as red and luscious as the first and filled with nothing but the sweetest of juices; the other green as grass and deathly poisonous.
'You be careful with that, dearie,' she said as Snow White stepped back into the darkening forest.
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It was two days before the Wicked Queen received a reply to her note, and she was growing impatient. At last it arrived.
Dear Stepmother,
I acknowledge receipt of your generous gift and thank you for the same. It is such a beautiful fruit that I have decided to save it for my birthday feast, which is next Tuesday. I beg you will join me at my humble abode at six o'clock in the evening, where a banquet will be spread in our joint honour.
Yours etc,
S. W.
When the Queen arrived, Snow White had decorated the cabin very beautifully. She sat alone at one of the eight stools arranged around her humble table.
'Gracious, dear, where are your friends on this joyous occasion?'
'Gathering winter berries in the woods. Sit down, Stepmother. I've prepared a special treat for you: Green Apple Pie.' And from a cupboard Snow White produced a glorious pie, topped with the lightest of pastry and sprinkled with spices. From it arose the fresh scent of apples.
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'Why, my dear, how generous,' said the Queen, eyeing the pie with hunger. For Snow White was not the only lady of the family with a weakness for sweet apple flesh.
'However,' she said, tearing her eyes away from the pie, 'It is your birthday, dearest. Shall you not enjoy your gift first?'
'Certainly, Stepmother,' said Snow White. She bit deeply into her red, red apple and the juices flowed down her chin.
'Quite delicious,' she said, calmly. Then her body stiffened, her eyes widened in shock, and she fell from her stool. There she lay as if dead, with the treacherous apple loosely clasped in her limp hand.
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After she was gone, Snow White stirred from her apparently endless slumber and sat up, smiling.
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The Queen was never again seen to enter the high castle on the hill that was her home. She was later found by travellers, resting asleep in a glass coffin in a clearing in the woods. Around her were arrayed seven smaller coffins: in each one lay a diminutive man, white as death.
The castle became Snow White's home. The Mirror was eventually restored, and it sang Queen Snow White's praises enthusiastically until the end of her days.
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The Artists (in order of appearance)
Allen Design Boutique features handmade home decor, including furniture, lighting artwork and accessories. http://www.etsy.com/shop/allendesign
NBBWear or Natural Born Beauties: makers of uniquely stylish hats, accessories and lingerie http://www.etsy.com/shop/NBBWEAR
Octoberstale makes beautiful fairytale jewellery. The Poisoned Apple necklace is one of several pieces currently available in their shop at http://www.etsy.com/shop/octoberstale
Slightclutter Photography offers signed prints of beautiful stills, often nature-themed. http://www.etsy.com/shop/slightclutter
Anitadrie offers prints of her quirky and colourful original illustrations. http://www.etsy.com/shop/anitadrie
LilacPumpkin specialises in whimsical creations both life size and in miniature, especially fairy or halloween themed: http://www.etsy.com/shop/Lilacpumpkin
gelDlights makes handmade scented art candles http://www.etsy.com/shop/gelDlights
The Artisan Maskers mostly create beautiful, dreamy masks. They also offer hats & a few fine art prints. http://www.etsy.com/shop/artisanmaskers
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Thank you for reading! The next story in the series will be The Truth About Red Riding Hood. Got an item to recommend for a feature? Let me know!